04/02

           “We went out to a Chinese place and I told the boys I didn't want to hear them saying 'flied lice' or any of that shit. Everything went okay until dessert, when the waiter said for ice cream they had strawberry, vanilla, and 'locky load.' We'd all been drinking, and the boys about died. Man, that waiter was pissed. He yelled at us:

           “'China boy got A-bomb too, you know!'”